Stay Tuned! Website Wonderland Unveiling Soon

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Our "menu" includes:

Big Crack Mac: Two all-crack patties, special stash, lettuce, and paranoia on a sesame seed bun.
McTweak Nuggets: Perfect for that energy boost you didn’t ask for. Served with shaky hands.
Coke-cola: Not exactly what you're thinking, but it’ll definitely keep you up all night.

Order now and get a free set of “meth” to-go spoons. At Meth Donald's, we're definitely not lovin' it... but we can't stop coming back!

Drive tru

For keep your vibe up, take some help. It might "help"...

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Methnomics

Total Supply: One Billion-ish, we think. Honestly, who’s counting?
Holders' Rewards: Every holder gets a slice of absolutely nothing. But hey, you’re in it for the vibe, right?
Burn Mechanism: We burn tokens daily... and by “burn,” we mean “misplace them forever.”
Rewards: Stake your tokens to earn Meth Miles, which can be redeemed in our imaginary store.

Future Plans

Just roll with it. We’re on a one-way road to glory… or disaster. Either way, it’s all part of the experience.

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